Y: I wanted to play Monopoly.
X: Monopoly is stupid, there’s no skill in Monopoly.
Y: There is skill.
X: No, it’s just luck. It’s boring and old, it’s what numbers you get on the dice, what cards. And it takes forever.
Z: This takes forever.
Y: This does take forever.
X: You’re making it take forever, it’s your turn. Go already.
Y: I’m thinking.
X: What with?
Y: O so amusing. Ok, who wants to trade me wheat for a brick?
X: How did you get a brick? The robber’s been on your brick this whole time.
Y: I have a brick, ok, who wants it for wheat?
X: Are you cheating? When did you get a brick? I know what cards you have, and you spent all your bricks trying to build the longest road.
Y: So what.
Z: And the largest army.
X: You stole the … More